NSFWash Mandarin Mayhem
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Why FILTH?
FILTH is handwash that refuses to fit in.
It does everything handwash should do, and nothing it shouldn’t.
No miracle claims. No pseudoscience.
Don't overthink it. It's just handwash.
Just FILTH.
Scent Profile
Mandarin Mayhem:
Not a soda shop scent. It's built for a real and sharp orange finish that cuts through the noise. It won't get you high, but it sure smells good.
SFWash vs. NSFWash Quotes
Same handwash. Different character.
SFWash: For when you're pretending to behave. Offices. Guests. When Grandma is around. Raised eyebrows kept to a minimum.
NSFWash: For when clean won't cut it. Same soap. Less polite. Probably don't show Grandma.
Before You Ask
Volume:
300ml
Usage Instructions:
Use like normal handwash. Overthink nothing. Pump once or twice. Three times for big mittens. Optional sniff before or after.
Ingredients:
Aqua, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium
Chloride, Glycerin, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, Parfum, Citric Acid, Polyquaternium-7, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Limonene
Warning:
If product gets into eyes, rinse thoroughly with water.
Allergen Disclosures:
Contains Limonene. May cause an allergic reaction. Consider it natural selection for soap dodgers.
Shelf Life:
6 months after opening.
Vegan, Cruelty & Paraben Free
Recyclable
FAQ (some people asked)
Is your packaging recyclable?
Yes. But we prefer you keep it forever and build a soap shrine.
Is it safe for sensitive skin?
Yes. We’re filthy, not reckless.
Are your products vegan, paraben free and cruelty free?
Yes, yes and yes. Also free from 47 other things you’ve never heard of.
Are your products clinically backed?
Clinically backed to do absolutely nothing beyond cleaning your hands. Peer-review pending.
